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FBI: Skullfucking is NOT rape

The FBI clarified today that skullfucking is in fact not rape.  You think I’m making this up?  Read for yourself:

…the FBI’s Criminal Justice Advisory Policy Board voted to change the definition of rape…The new terminology says rape is “penetration, no matter how slight, of the vagina or anus with any body part or object, or oral penetration by a sex organ of another person, without the consent of the victim.”

So it’s vaginal, oral, or anal penetration only.  Skullfuckers can now rest assured that they are not rapists, provided that they are fucking a cavity other than the mouth, such as the eyesocket which is believed to be the most used orifice for skullfucking.  This is yet another blow for skullfucking victims after the failure of the Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007.

Now I wonder why the Huffington Post wouldn’t let me post this in the comments section…

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